/*
 FACT: Some time in 1557, Michelangelo Moribundi, the renowned, bald-headed alchemist, fashioned
 a secret code out of bits of asparagus and placed it in a long-forgotten vault ...
*/
function theDaFibonacciCode(numeratiFettucini) {
 // Wide awake, the bleary-eyed Langdon watched as two tall, lissome number ones, with
 // big feet and a type of hat, sidled up to the rounded zero ...
 var ilInumerati = [0,1,1];
 // while theIntegerThatIncrementsOneByOne morphed eerily into a ... three.
 theIntegerThatIncrementsOneByOne = 3,
 // Now the silent ratio that could not be uttered had come to make it right.
 TheBotticelliVector = 1.61803;
 
 while (theIntegerThatIncrementsOneByOne < numeratiFettucini) {
  // Somehow another number one appeared and theIntegerThatIncrementsOneByOne snatched at it gracefully.
  theIntegerThatIncrementsOneByOne = theIntegerThatIncrementsOneByOne + 1;

 // The renowned, rounded 16-bit unsigned integer tentatively succumbed to the strange force of
 // the vector before pushing itself bodily into the hands of the weakly typed array.
 ilInumerati.push(
 Math.round(ilInumerati[theIntegerThatIncrementsOneByOne - 2] * TheBotticelliVector)
   );
  }
}
         

 function theSeriesOfFIBONACCI(theSize) {

  //a CALCKULATION in two acts
  //employ'ng the humourous logick of JAVA-SCRIPTE
 
  //Dramatis Personae
  var theResult; //an ARRAY to contain THE NUMBERS
  var theCounter; //a NUMBER, serv'nt to the FOR LOOP
 
  //ACT I: in which a ZERO is added for INITIATION
  //[ENTER: theResult]
 
  //Upon the noble list bestow a zero
  var theResult = [0];
 
  //ACT II: a LOOP in which the final TWO NUMBERS are QUEREED and SUMM'D
  //[ENTER: theCounter]
 
  //Commence at one and venture o'er the numbers
  for (theCounter = 1; theCounter < theSize; theCounter++) {
   //By divination set adjoining members
   theResult[theCounter] = (theResult[theCounter-1] || 1) +
   theResult[Math.max(0, theCounter-2)];
  }
 
  //'Tis done, and here's the answer
  return theResult;
  //[Exeunt]
 }
         

function fibonacci(size) {

 var first = 0, second = 1, next, count = 2, result = [first, second];

 if (size < 2)
 return "the request was made but it was not good"

 while (count++ < size) {
  next = first + second;
  first = second;
  second = next;
  result.push(next);
 }

 return result;
}